Privacy

TakeYourPunkAssToDallas.com is a parody fan site. The personalized notice tool can optionally send a one-time email through a third-party email delivery service.

Email addresses

The website is not designed to build a mailing list from relocation notices. An email address entered into the notice tool is used to request delivery of that specific notice. The email provider used by the site may process and retain delivery/log information under its own terms and privacy practices.

Do not spam people

The email tool is for harmless one-to-one rivalry jokes between people who know each other. Do not use it for bulk messaging, harassment, threats, or repeated unwanted contact.

Affiliation

This is an independent parody/fan website and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by the Washington Commanders, Dallas Cowboys, or the National Football League.